In case you didn’t know. The internet has lost its mind over the upcoming “Goat Simulator” game. A prototype game hastily put together during a game jam just for fun that won the hearts of millions of netizens near and far. Enough hearts to warrant making it into a full title game soon to be released, probably, this year.
The premise is hilarious, the game is hilarious, the glitches are so hilarious the team decided to keep them and make them features. It’s no surprise we’re so excited for this, there aren’t really any comedy games to balance out all the war games, sniper games, assassin games, and zombie apocalypse games. Our only escape from the miserable and depressing world of grey and brown is “Octodad” and “The Stanley Parable”. So we couldn’t help but fall in love with this goofy goat. After all, it’s united us in the one thing we all have in common: the desire to annoy the hell out of other people and cause mischief.
My mind is racing. There’s so much potential. I couldn’t help myself. My life is going no where but I can still make a contribution to humanity. In the event that Goat Simulator is financially successful, here’s a look at what route Goat Simulator 2 can take.